what is this bullshit

recently came across a lot of money

might spend it on elicit drugs

maybe narcotics

or prescription amphetamines

to stay up and write more poetry

i've never danced like i did last night

i touched a girl's vagina

her underwear was soaked with vaginal lubricant

i was too drunk to have sex

there is a tribe of native americans in brazil

whose language is strictly present tense

and they have no god

i wish i were an oyster

and made a record-breaking, enormous pearl for you

caused by a sealion swimming by

and irritating my muscly flesh

via residual sand and debris

oysters create accidental gemstones

seems 'bizarre'