i think i genuinely have nothing to say to anybody

i should shave my beard

and leave a mustache or something to be funny

feel like everything i write is stilted

i am afraid of my audience

who the fuck are you people?

i might have a doughnut for breakfast

or some kind of salmon-based concoction

with pasta

i attract unattractiveness despite my symmetry

where did all of this come from

i guess someone invented bubblegum