i am wondering about something.

where did all the pot pies go?
all the microwavable chicken pot pies are gone
i think george washington's horse ate all of the goddamn pies
he ate them for sure
i wanted to eat a chicken pot pie

this is equine robbery
i should call the police
on george washington's shitty horse
he is an cunt for doing this

i am trying to think of worse things than glue
that horses grind up into
glue is too goddamn useful

maybe a stew
a stew that i will leave in the sun
that will rot and become a clumpy goo
and will grow maggots that will metamorphose into insects
insects that i can swat