facebook chat with floyd (edited).

Buttercup

if i told you what i am thinking right now you would say 'buttercup has bad taste'

or something

4:33pmAndrew

haha no

do tell

4:34pmButtercup

i want to stick my 'wang' in this 'broad' (insert photograph of a 20-something-year-old girl who is 'oddly attractive' in a 'supermodel-meets-adorable-grandmother' way)

4:34pmAndrew

thats the one with the b/f sorta

?

4:34pmButtercup

damn

good memory bro

you have a good memory bro

'buttercup likes this'

4:35pmAndrew

lol

4:35pmButtercup

feel like i will eventually think she is 'fucking ugly' or something fucked

4:35pmAndrew

i dont blame you

she's sorta cute

yeah

best to not get too involved

4:35pmButtercup

she's 'extremely cute' irl

4:36pmAndrew

i feel scared when i like girls who are not 'commitment hot'

4:36pmButtercup

she is 'the kind of girl' you ask yourself every five minutes 'wait, how did "this" happen'

'this' referring to 'everything ever'

4:36pmAndrew

yeah

i know

i feel strange

4:36pmButtercup

damn

'wassup'?

4:37pmAndrew

so camille said she's gonna give me a birthday surprise video, but i don't know if i even 'care' if i get it or not, but i feel sad because i keep checking my inbox, waiting for a surprise, 'when its not'

4:38pmButtercup

damn

seems 'lame' or something to me

4:38pmAndrew

yeah

4:38pmButtercup

'weird'

4:38pmAndrew

i dont know

i feel like

'cheated' or that she 'doesn't care about our friendship'

4:38pmButtercup

that's fucked

4:39pmAndrew

yeah

but what really bothers me is that i'm waiting for a surprise

isn't that retarded

i feel like i wanna write something

but i could care less

i'm gonna remember everything about this day anyway

i got 400 dollars worth of shoes for 60 bucks today

4:39pmButtercup

i think that that's fucked because she does care about your 'friendship' and you waiting for a video when you haven't mailed my book/nicotine makes it 'lamefucked' and maybe like 'you don't deserve a video, cunt' or something

feels like some uncontrollable emotions came out in that writing maybe

also, 'waiting for a surprise' is a 'personality disorder'

4:41pmAndrew

yeah

4:41pmButtercup

it's like 'waiting for your destiny'

hahaha

4:41pmAndrew

i feel like i should be 'completely offended' but i'm 'in total agreement with everything you said'

and even considering 'changing my name' to 'Jackass McCuntsicle'

4:41pmButtercup

damn bro

damn