welcome to being alone

swelling occurs

there's this thing, called jealousy

movies are comforting, but not very comforting

if everything were unacceptable i would fuck things that are serious about being fucked

passive agressive health

genuine embarrassment may be a common occurence

but acquiring attention from attractive people is paramount

i keep thinking about ex-girlfriends in what feels like an unhealthy way

breasts are sweet

feel good that i haven't been in a fight for a while

transportation impairs one's ability to be in a relationship pretty harshly

it's so cold outside

brilliance doesn't get you laid

ineptitude for brilliance doesn't get you laid

swift movements at opportune times gets you laid

what if i were writing this while getting laid?

would that be notable?